Hulk Vs. Godzilla
Mar. 24th, 2010 08:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyRecently I received a response to my ponderous "Who would win in a fight - The Incredible Hulk or Godzilla" question. This person speculated that, since the Hulk gets exponentially stronger as he gets angrier, The Incredible Hulk would win.
See, that's the easy way out and was exactly what I first thought... but think about it:
Godzilla has proven time and time again to be completely unstoppable. Teams of other giant monsters, super mystical alien giant robots, death rays... the best anyone can hope to do to Godzilla is to trick her back in to the ocean for more sleep. The Hulk, similarly, can only be subdued or re-directed by the latest Stark Industries technology.
Both are like forces of nature that you can only try to weather the storm and hope you survive. It's like putting a Typhoon versus a Tsunami!
Only way I see this battle ending (as of this moment, and this could change at any moment) is with the Hulk pulling his patented "Why stupid (__Insert current foe here__) won't leave Hulk alone" before leaping off in to the New Mexico desert to fall asleep and transforming back in to Bruce Banner while Godzilla continues to eat as many cities as possible before she goes dormant again.
WINNER = The recovery contractors and disaster relief teams of Halliburton.
See, that's the easy way out and was exactly what I first thought... but think about it:
Godzilla has proven time and time again to be completely unstoppable. Teams of other giant monsters, super mystical alien giant robots, death rays... the best anyone can hope to do to Godzilla is to trick her back in to the ocean for more sleep. The Hulk, similarly, can only be subdued or re-directed by the latest Stark Industries technology.
Both are like forces of nature that you can only try to weather the storm and hope you survive. It's like putting a Typhoon versus a Tsunami!
Only way I see this battle ending (as of this moment, and this could change at any moment) is with the Hulk pulling his patented "Why stupid (__Insert current foe here__) won't leave Hulk alone" before leaping off in to the New Mexico desert to fall asleep and transforming back in to Bruce Banner while Godzilla continues to eat as many cities as possible before she goes dormant again.
WINNER = The recovery contractors and disaster relief teams of Halliburton.
