Junk Mail

May. 4th, 2011 09:33 pm
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The Junk Mail that came in our mailbox today made some incorrect assumptions about me.

Overweight? We can help you with that problem.

Balding? We can help you with that problem.

Going grey? We can help you with that problem.

Depressed? Well of COURSE you're depressed, you fat bald old guy! But don't worry... we can help you with that problem, too.

But what they didn't take in to consideration is that some folks (like me) look forward to getting old. I want to go grey! I want to get bald! I like not stressing over my weight! Every year I look more and more like Santa Clause; THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY! Why would I ever need and anti-depressant?

Date: 2011-05-05 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynna12000.livejournal.com
Advertisers hate to admit that there are a lot of happy, well adjusted people out there who don't want to waste money fighting the inevitable.

Date: 2011-05-05 06:13 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aurora77
We need more people like you in the world. :D

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