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captain_slinkyThe Junk Mail that came in our mailbox today made some incorrect assumptions about me.
Overweight? We can help you with that problem.
Balding? We can help you with that problem.
Going grey? We can help you with that problem.
Depressed? Well of COURSE you're depressed, you fat bald old guy! But don't worry... we can help you with that problem, too.
But what they didn't take in to consideration is that some folks (like me) look forward to getting old. I want to go grey! I want to get bald! I like not stressing over my weight! Every year I look more and more like Santa Clause; THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY! Why would I ever need and anti-depressant?
Overweight? We can help you with that problem.
Balding? We can help you with that problem.
Going grey? We can help you with that problem.
Depressed? Well of COURSE you're depressed, you fat bald old guy! But don't worry... we can help you with that problem, too.
But what they didn't take in to consideration is that some folks (like me) look forward to getting old. I want to go grey! I want to get bald! I like not stressing over my weight! Every year I look more and more like Santa Clause; THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY! Why would I ever need and anti-depressant?
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Date: 2011-05-05 06:13 am (UTC)