Happy Thanksgiving!

[captain_slinky]

A freezing cold bin full of large air-tight plastic bags, each one containing a nude dead body with the head and the feet cut off, most of them with their internal organs removed and placed in to a separate bag before being shoved back in to the chest cavity of each lifeless corpse, and your first thought is "Don't they have any bigger ones? I've got a lot of people to feed this Thanksgiving".

Most Holidays that I'm aware of would NOT make an excellent plotline for the next season of "Dexter" :)

Comments

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

Maybe not Dexter, but certainly some 'Urban Fantasy' or Sci-Fi/Horror shows, In the first half of the year you have a baby using arrows to inject mind/mood altering drugs into unsuspecting people. Shortly after that you have an excapee from a human/lepus gene splicing experiment breaking into homes to leave even more mind/behavior altering things for children. Not to mention the whole killing a guy in a painful way and having him come back from the dead.

In the seecond half of the year you get the REALLY creepy holidays. In one, you don disguises so that the demons do not recognize you. Plus, you get fat guy who somehow manages to break into homes, leave evidence of said crimes, and never have charges brought against him for burglary OR mistreatment of animals. Not to mention the slave labor. Have you ever seen and elf on vacation? Every year you see the the fat guy on television after the holidays enjoying the beach. But you NEVER see the elves/