Pete

Dec. 17th, 2011 12:16 am
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The two messages I keep hearing in my Christmas music this year are these: Pete's on Earth, and we need to pray for Pete's people EVERYWHERE.

I can only assume that Pete is some sort of merciless Intergalactic tyrant who goes from planet to planet enslaving the population (at which point they become "Pete's People"), and he's finally reached Earth.

Should we be concerned about this? Should I maybe write it all up on a piece of cardboard and shout my theories from some down-town sidewalk to any and all who wish to join the Anti-Pete Liberation Front?

Date: 2011-12-17 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pete23.livejournal.com
Nothing to see here, go back to sleep.

...Puny humans!

Date: 2011-12-17 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
ATTENTION HYOO-MANS OF PLANET DESIGNATE EARTH! YOUR COMBINED MILITARY FORCES HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED! YOU ARE NOW MINE! I AM YOUR NEW RULER! YOU MAY CALL ME... PETE!!!

Date: 2011-12-17 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symphonic-rp.livejournal.com
For Pete's sake.

Date: 2011-12-17 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
ATTENTION HYOO-MANS OF PLANET DESIGNATE EARTH! YOUR COMBINED MILITARY FORCES HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED! YOU ARE NOW MINE! I AM YOUR NEW RULER! YOU MAY CAL ME... PETE!!!

Date: 2011-12-17 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symphonic-rp.livejournal.com
Unfortunately, Pete found the world was too over populated to rule from one place at one time. Therefore Pete had himself cloned, and these clones were distributed throughout the globe. These clones were referred to as "Global Petes."

Date: 2011-12-17 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symphonic-rp.livejournal.com
The clones were produced in a factory in Italy, which became known as the "Petesaria."

Date: 2011-12-17 10:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aurora77
*facepalm*

Date: 2011-12-17 04:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aurora77
Oh, for Pete's sake, just go about your daily life, citizen. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Date: 2011-12-17 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
ATTENTION HYOO-MANS OF PLANET DESIGNATE EARTH! YOUR COMBINED MILITARY FORCES HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED! YOU ARE NOW MINE! I AM YOUR NEW RULER! YOU MAY CAL ME... PETE!!!

Date: 2011-12-17 06:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aurora77
ALL HAIL GALACTIC LORD PETE!

Date: 2011-12-18 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynna12000.livejournal.com
Forget ye not, the love of Mike! The All-Holy one. Without whom Pete would not exist.

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