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This just came to my Inbox!

Dear Close Personal Friend of Al,
In case you haven't been to weirdal.com recently, allow us to announce that after four long years, "Weird Al" Yankovic is finally coming out with his new album! It's called "Poodle Hat," and it will be in stores on May 20th. It features 12 great new songs, including parodies of some of today's hottest artists. And it's also an Enhanced CD featuring Al's Home Movies, a Photo Gallery, 8 Bonus Mixes, and more!

We'd like to encourage you to run on down to your local retail establishment in a buying frenzy on May 20th. Or if you prefer, you can just pre-order it here!

Keep checking weirdal.com regularly for tour info, new merch, and other highly meaningful quality of life issues.

Thanks, and keep flossing.

Your friends at CPFOA

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS??!?!?!??!!!? NEW MUSIC FORM WEIRD AL!!!! A NEW CONCERT TOUR!!!

This is big. Real big!