Mr. Ass-A-Plenty
May. 2nd, 2003 01:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyI like it when the Collection Agency gives me a good reason to be rude to them :)
The phone rings, I pick it up. I say "Hello." I say "Hello?" I say "HELLO???" Finally, a man's voice says "Yeah... Crystal?"
I say, laughing, "Hah! No... do I *sound* like a Crystal?"
He says "I didn't say that. I said "May I please speak with Crystal".
I told him "No you didn't, you just said "Crystal". I was here. I heard you say it!"
He said "No I didn't. I said - "
I cut him off and said "Yes you did and you know what? I'm not wasting any more time arguing with a stranger. Bye!" and hung up.
The phone rings, I pick it up. I say "Hello." I say "Hello?" I say "HELLO???" Finally, a man's voice says "Yeah... Crystal?"
I say, laughing, "Hah! No... do I *sound* like a Crystal?"
He says "I didn't say that. I said "May I please speak with Crystal".
I told him "No you didn't, you just said "Crystal". I was here. I heard you say it!"
He said "No I didn't. I said - "
I cut him off and said "Yes you did and you know what? I'm not wasting any more time arguing with a stranger. Bye!" and hung up.
