MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[captain_slinky]

"For it was the eve befroe the eve of the coming of our Lord, and the three wise men bumped in to one another on the way to Bethlehem. Said the first Wise Man, "And what hath hough brought unto our savior?"

The second Wise Man spoke unto the others, "Check it out!" and produced a bag of gold that he had brought for the baby Jesus. The other two Wise Men were flabbergasted. Said one, "Who, whoa, WHOA! Gold?!?! I thought we all agreed on a five-dollar limit this year! All I got for the Baby Jesus was this friggin' bag of Frankinsence! FRANKINSENCE!!!"

The third Wise Man now spoke, and said "Dude, HELLO? All I got is MEHR for the kid!"

And so it was decided that the people of the land should exchange ONE GIFT on the even before Christmas Eve. I hope you all got your heart's content on this fine day! I Got a swell Lego set for Little Christmas Eve!