032 - Trumpie

[captain_slinky]

Wouldn't it be great if this whole Trump thing went all the way, he gets the Republican nomination and then all the way to the Presidential Election, and then he wins by a landslide, and they make it all the way to the inauguration where they put a tiara and a sash on him, and then just as they're about to swear him in, out come William Katt and John Travolta who dump a bucket of pig blood on him, and everyone laughs and points but Trump is just standing there drenched in pig blood and something snaps in him which awakens his latent powers which he uses to seal the exits and telekinetically murder every congressman and senator?

I SO WANT THIS TO BE A CARRIE-ESQUE PRANK THAT GOES TERRIBLY WRONG FOR THEM ALL!!!

Comments

[aurora77]

I started to read that as "Wouldn't it be great if this whole Trump thing all just went away?" (Correct answer: ALL OF THE YES) and then proceeded to be very confused. After re-reading, I am amused, but slightly frightened.