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"Kids today are too reliant on screens and gadgets, it's making them soft and unprepared for real life. Mark my words, all these video games and computers and insipid TV shows are making them fat and stupid - I weep for this generation!"

...Said the old man I used to mow lawns for back in 1987.

"The Clintons are the most corrupt political couple history has ever known, with an obvious trail of dead bodies and shady business dealing that reaches for MILES! Mark my words, it's just a matter of days now before they'll be indicted and thrown in the slammer for treason, murder and more!"

...Said my boss at the Jackpot Mini-Mart back in 1992.

"BASIC is the programming language that all computers speak, end of story. Mark my words, if you EVER want to have a job that has ANYTHING to do with computers, you're going to need to master BASIC first!"

...Said my 11th Grade Computer Sciences teacher in 1990.

"You don't HAVE to vote for The Lesser Of Two Evils! All we need is the enough people with the courage to vote their conscience instead of using their vote as some sort of strategical way of keeping their least favorite person out of office, and there's finally enough people who are disillusioned with he system that we can make a real difference! Mark my words, Ross Perot will be the next President of The United States!"

...Said the hot barista chick with entirely too many piercings back in 1991.

"Two words, my friend... BETA. MAX. Mark my words!"

...Said the family friend who owned a Zenith dealership in 1982.



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