Disney Saph-O-Meter UPDATED!
Jul. 12th, 2003 08:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyCan't believe I didn't catch these two princesses before! If you missed my last post, plese click HERE to see what's going on. In a nut-shell, The question that I have been stewing over in my head to keep from focusing on the depression is this: Which one of the Disney Princesses is most likely to be Bi or Gay? And just for this debate, forget about all the arguments of genetic probability and predetermination. For all these, we're assuming that it is a life CHOICE, just as the Catholic Church sees it (DISCLAIMER: This is not my own beliefe... I believe that if you are gay, you are born that way). On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being totaly straight, 10 being All About The Clam (a rating of 5 would mean totaly Bi with no real preferance). See the previous post for Cinderella, Snow White, Aurora, Belle, and Pocahontas.
Ariel (From The Little Mermaid): Spoiled little "Daddy's Girl" going through her rebelious teen years... how can she NOT try it at least once just to piss off daddy? Not a fully Gay, but just barely Bi... I give her an every-day 3, with a probability of 4 during Spring Break.
Jasmine (from Aladdin): Once again with the spoiled rotten princesses... only this one is RICH! And she has no fear of her father. She doesn't do stuff just to spite her father, she does stuff to have actually DONE the stuff! I see Jasmine as a TOTAL clam digger, hence her reluctance to accept any suitors before Aladdin showed up. To mix metaphors, why take the bull by the horns when you can get the milk for free? I'm not sure what that means, but since Jasmine finally fell in love with a Dude (Aladdin), she rates a solid 9.
Okay... have I missed any Disney princesses?
Ariel (From The Little Mermaid): Spoiled little "Daddy's Girl" going through her rebelious teen years... how can she NOT try it at least once just to piss off daddy? Not a fully Gay, but just barely Bi... I give her an every-day 3, with a probability of 4 during Spring Break.
Jasmine (from Aladdin): Once again with the spoiled rotten princesses... only this one is RICH! And she has no fear of her father. She doesn't do stuff just to spite her father, she does stuff to have actually DONE the stuff! I see Jasmine as a TOTAL clam digger, hence her reluctance to accept any suitors before Aladdin showed up. To mix metaphors, why take the bull by the horns when you can get the milk for free? I'm not sure what that means, but since Jasmine finally fell in love with a Dude (Aladdin), she rates a solid 9.
Okay... have I missed any Disney princesses?
