DEF LEPPARD!!!
Aug. 22nd, 2003 08:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyTonight from 7pm till Midnight KISW (the ROCK of Seattle) will be at the Lynnwood Hooters (right on 196th Street) starting off their Ticket Blow-Out Weekend by handing out tickets to Lollapalooza, Nickleback, and DEF LEPPARD!!! The toehr two would be okay to win I guess, but come on! DEF FRICKEN' LEPPARD! The band that God has a grudge against! "I don't like you boys, so I'm going to take one of your drummer's arms. Still playing? Fine! I'll kill your lead guitarist!"
This year, I figure that the lead singer will get throat cancer, making him have to use one of those vibrating boxes to talk (like Ned on South Park). Then the keyboardist will have his hand chopped off for shoplifting while the do a concert tour somewhere in the Middle East. Then the entire band will accidentally eat a meal of plastic explosives and blow up on stage.
But you know what? For *now* I'm hot, sticky-sweet... from my head, to my feet. I'm looking forward to this show!
This year, I figure that the lead singer will get throat cancer, making him have to use one of those vibrating boxes to talk (like Ned on South Park). Then the keyboardist will have his hand chopped off for shoplifting while the do a concert tour somewhere in the Middle East. Then the entire band will accidentally eat a meal of plastic explosives and blow up on stage.
But you know what? For *now* I'm hot, sticky-sweet... from my head, to my feet. I'm looking forward to this show!
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Re: One lump or two?
Date: 2003-08-22 09:00 am (UTC)