Well CRAP!

[captain_slinky]

Not gonna make it tonight. Crystal is all not feeling well and junk, and *I* (ever the one to be over descriptive) ate some bad ham. I followed Chris' advice about spoiled meats... wash it off, cook up a tiny sliver of it, and chew it up. If it doesn't make you retch, then it's okay! Well it didn't make me *retch*, but it DID taste a bit more "tangy" than your average ham. Sort of fermented, if you will. Anyway, that didn't stop me from making an ommlette with nearly a pound of the stuff back on Monday morning, and by Tuesday night I was already feeling the effects of BAD HAM(tm). As it stands right now, my bowels have decided to play the "A&W Rootbeer Factory" game once every 30 minutes or so. Also known as "The Squirt-n-Squats", "The Gurgle-Oops", and "The Scoots".

So now I will have to call Brittany at around 5:30 tonight (she has Starfish till like 5) and tell her why her Uncle Brian doesn't love her any more :(

Comments

[foolonthehill.livejournal.com]

yyou have a NKONB cartoon icon O.O

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!! Aren't they just the *DREAMIEST*?!?!?!

[foolonthehill.livejournal.com]

I thought that was Jonathan and JOey :O

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Does it really matter? I mean, really?

[foolonthehill.livejournal.com]

you are getting to deep for me...where for did you get that icon?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I got it from one of ther greatest writers on LJ, derspatchel. zannah was nice enoght to miniaturize it for me :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

STEP AWAY FROM THE NEW KIDS! Hands of! Mine, mine, MIIIIINE!!!!

(Unless you *really* want to borrow them... how could I not share the dreamy-type love that *is* Donny & Jordan?)

[sarahbellem.livejournal.com]

That icon is so ridiculous! It's really sped up on my Mac, which just makes it even more stupid looking. I'm really tempted to steal it for my own, but then that might be weird if we both posted something with that icon. Kinda like wearing the same dress to the party, y'know? ;)

[collisions.livejournal.com]

It's weird even if only Brian wears a dress to the party. Trust me on this. I've. I don't want to talk about it.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SECRET!!! IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

[collisions.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD!

Dude. The test is to see if it tastes WRONG! Not to see if you don't RETCH! IF IT TASTES WRONG! WRROOOOONG!

See, the scary this is that you sometimes bring plates of cheese and meat. To our house! For eating!

Oh dear. *looks mistrustful*

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well I know that *now*... obviously! But it will still be difficult to resist the tangy goodness of BAD HAM(tm) from here on out.