Bloody CRAP!

[captain_slinky]

One year at Christmastime, when I was younger, I looked down in to the toilet bowl after doing my business and saw that I had pooed the word "JOY". Ever since then, I have longinly gazed at each and every bowel movement looking for other such miracles. Up till hnow, I had only ever seen stuff like the word "Yes" in Spanish ("Si") or possibly the title of a hit CBS Crime Drama (CSI). But this morning at 3am, it was different!

This morning, it looked like a bunch of soft-serve chocolate ice cream serves in a punchbowl full of raspberry Kool Aid!

So aparently there is a major amount of blood in my stool, and I am on the way to the doctor's office right now to see what's up with that.

Comments

[khristle.livejournal.com]

That is exactly what I wanted to read while eating my chili....

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Naaaaaah... for *chilli*, you want to hear about the time I puked so hard that it came out through my NOSE, and a chunk of it got caught in the nasal cavity and i couldn't decide if I wanted to try and sniff it back down or blow it out! THAT'S the story for with Chilli!

[khristle.livejournal.com]

I have actually had that happen so it does gross me out as much....

[aquatwo.livejournal.com]

great. now i'm hungry and can't eat.
*grumble grumble*</goriya>

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaat? Was it something I said?