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captain_slinkyIn-depth, personal, tmi crap to fill out! I love it and so do you!
Five Things You May Not Know About My Time in School Are:
1) I only graduated High School because my boss at McDonald's lied for me.
2) I wore nothing but Hawaiian Print shirts every day of my Sophomore year.
3) A teacher of mine in the 7th grade was fired for "pushing drugs"... he would give students aspirin if they complained of headaches.
4) Mrs. Manor (2nd Grade) was a bitch.
5) I married Ivy Petterson at recess on the third day of Kindergarden. I hope this doesn't annul my current marriage!
Five Things You May Not Know About the Job (Jobs) I Have (or Had) are:
1) When working for the Microsoft OEM Division, I was actually told to try and be less friendly with the customers.
2) With help from someone on my friends list, I once skimmed nearly $200 from the tills at the Jackpot Mini-Mart in one night.
3) I owned my own comic book store... the best year of my life.
4) Affiliate Program Coordinator is just a fancy way of saying "Guy who gets free stuff from companies that want to advertise on your website"
5) I have only ever been fired *once*, from Birthday Express.com, for saying bad things about the company to other employees.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Online Life are:
1) I HATE MMORPG GAMES LIKE EVERQUEST!!!
2) If not for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mathewg, I never would have even known what a computer was for.
3) I wrote a series of articles about low-carb dieting at CarbSmart.com, and was paid $25 for each one!
4) I have had no less than 10 different eBay seller accounts. Run up the selling fees and keep selling until they shut you down for non-payment... that's my motto!
5) The best one! I metkhristle on-line, and now we're married!
Five Things You May Not Know About Where I Live are:
1) We just found out that our old neighbors (right next door) were running a brothel out of their apartment!
2) Our apartment resembles the set of "Sanford & Son" thanks to my pack-rattery and eBay business.
3) 3 blocks away from WalMart, right across the street frm a lake.
4) I have a vintage 1960's Lazy Boy recliner that I refuse to get rid of.
5) Thanks to my job at Comcast, I get every single cable channel available.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Core Personality are:
1) I'm seriously Metro-sexual.
2) When it comes to comic books, I take them way too seriously. And not in a geek way, but in an emotional way.
3) Most conversations with me quickly turn to fecal maters.
4)dotgirl is not actually my sister... it's just always been easier to say that we are siblings than to say that we were room-mates who got along incredibly well like married folk but there was never any sexual attraction on either end.
5) It's damn near impossible to get me to go anywhere or do anything without bringingkhristle with me. Joined at the hip!
Five Things You May Not Know About My Home Life are:
1) I really am married.
2) My bathroom has a stockpile of comic books, for emergency purposes.
3) I have two cats.
4) I watch entirely too much television, which isn't nearly enough.
5) It's to small for us here.
Five Things You May Not Know that I Desperately Want are:
1) A comic book store all my own.
2) a big-screen TV.
3) A trip to Disney World (IN FEBRUARY!!!)
4) A nice big house.
5) Cousin Olivarianism to be recognized as a legitimate religion.
Five Embarrassing Admissions I Have That You May Not Know are:
1) I don't really keep anything from anyone.
2) I share WAY TOO MUCH personal information with others.
3) I ate all the cookies.
4) I'm sorry.
5) I won't do it again.
Five Things You May Not Know About What I Do in a Typical Day are:
1) I wake up with "Morning Wood" every morning, and have to decide if it's more important to play with it, or to go take a dump.
2) I am paid good money to sound lke I know what I'm doing, even though I have no idea what I'm doing.
3) I watch TV all through my shift every night.
4) I only wear clothes if I absolutely have to.
5) I eat lots and lots of meat.
Five Things You May Not Know that are Really Important to Me are:
1) Comic Books!
2)khristle, my darling wife!
3)dotgirl, my longest-term friend and companion!
4) Brittany!
5) Everyone else who counts as friends and family!
Five Things You May Not Know About My Time in School Are:
1) I only graduated High School because my boss at McDonald's lied for me.
2) I wore nothing but Hawaiian Print shirts every day of my Sophomore year.
3) A teacher of mine in the 7th grade was fired for "pushing drugs"... he would give students aspirin if they complained of headaches.
4) Mrs. Manor (2nd Grade) was a bitch.
5) I married Ivy Petterson at recess on the third day of Kindergarden. I hope this doesn't annul my current marriage!
Five Things You May Not Know About the Job (Jobs) I Have (or Had) are:
1) When working for the Microsoft OEM Division, I was actually told to try and be less friendly with the customers.
2) With help from someone on my friends list, I once skimmed nearly $200 from the tills at the Jackpot Mini-Mart in one night.
3) I owned my own comic book store... the best year of my life.
4) Affiliate Program Coordinator is just a fancy way of saying "Guy who gets free stuff from companies that want to advertise on your website"
5) I have only ever been fired *once*, from Birthday Express.com, for saying bad things about the company to other employees.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Online Life are:
1) I HATE MMORPG GAMES LIKE EVERQUEST!!!
2) If not for
mathewg, I never would have even known what a computer was for.3) I wrote a series of articles about low-carb dieting at CarbSmart.com, and was paid $25 for each one!
4) I have had no less than 10 different eBay seller accounts. Run up the selling fees and keep selling until they shut you down for non-payment... that's my motto!
5) The best one! I met
khristle on-line, and now we're married!Five Things You May Not Know About Where I Live are:
1) We just found out that our old neighbors (right next door) were running a brothel out of their apartment!
2) Our apartment resembles the set of "Sanford & Son" thanks to my pack-rattery and eBay business.
3) 3 blocks away from WalMart, right across the street frm a lake.
4) I have a vintage 1960's Lazy Boy recliner that I refuse to get rid of.
5) Thanks to my job at Comcast, I get every single cable channel available.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Core Personality are:
1) I'm seriously Metro-sexual.
2) When it comes to comic books, I take them way too seriously. And not in a geek way, but in an emotional way.
3) Most conversations with me quickly turn to fecal maters.
4)
dotgirl is not actually my sister... it's just always been easier to say that we are siblings than to say that we were room-mates who got along incredibly well like married folk but there was never any sexual attraction on either end.5) It's damn near impossible to get me to go anywhere or do anything without bringing
khristle with me. Joined at the hip!Five Things You May Not Know About My Home Life are:
1) I really am married.
2) My bathroom has a stockpile of comic books, for emergency purposes.
3) I have two cats.
4) I watch entirely too much television, which isn't nearly enough.
5) It's to small for us here.
Five Things You May Not Know that I Desperately Want are:
1) A comic book store all my own.
2) a big-screen TV.
3) A trip to Disney World (IN FEBRUARY!!!)
4) A nice big house.
5) Cousin Olivarianism to be recognized as a legitimate religion.
Five Embarrassing Admissions I Have That You May Not Know are:
1) I don't really keep anything from anyone.
2) I share WAY TOO MUCH personal information with others.
3) I ate all the cookies.
4) I'm sorry.
5) I won't do it again.
Five Things You May Not Know About What I Do in a Typical Day are:
1) I wake up with "Morning Wood" every morning, and have to decide if it's more important to play with it, or to go take a dump.
2) I am paid good money to sound lke I know what I'm doing, even though I have no idea what I'm doing.
3) I watch TV all through my shift every night.
4) I only wear clothes if I absolutely have to.
5) I eat lots and lots of meat.
Five Things You May Not Know that are Really Important to Me are:
1) Comic Books!
2)
khristle, my darling wife!3)
dotgirl, my longest-term friend and companion!4) Brittany!
5) Everyone else who counts as friends and family!
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Date: 2004-09-09 08:09 am (UTC)Remember, the ice cream goes in the back, where all those little holes are.
I'm actually shocked Bri, I figured you'd be playing City of Heroes . . . or at least have tried it out. The opportunity to play a superhero . . . or just to make a bunch of them up? :)
BTW, congrats to both of you on "gettin' hitched", sorry I wasn't in the country to see it.
(look, I do read my friends list every once in a great long long long long while!)