Disney Saph-O-Meter UPDATED!

Can't believe I didn't catch these two princesses before! If you missed my last post, plese click HERE to see what's going on. In a nut-shell, The question that I have been stewing over in my head to keep from focusing on the depression is this: Which one of the Disney Princesses is most likely to be Bi or Gay? And just for this debate, forget about all the arguments of genetic probability and predetermination. For all these, we're assuming that it is a life CHOICE, just as the Catholic Church sees it (DISCLAIMER: This is not my own beliefe... I believe that if you are gay, you are born that way). On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being totaly straight, 10 being All About The Clam (a rating of 5 would mean totaly Bi with no real preferance). See the previous post for Cinderella, Snow White, Aurora, Belle, and Pocahontas.

Ariel (From The Little Mermaid): Spoiled little "Daddy's Girl" going through her rebelious teen years... how can she NOT try it at least once just to piss off daddy? Not a fully Gay, but just barely Bi... I give her an every-day 3, with a probability of 4 during Spring Break.

Jasmine (from Aladdin): Once again with the spoiled rotten princesses... only this one is RICH! And she has no fear of her father. She doesn't do stuff just to spite her father, she does stuff to have actually DONE the stuff! I see Jasmine as a TOTAL clam digger, hence her reluctance to accept any suitors before Aladdin showed up. To mix metaphors, why take the bull by the horns when you can get the milk for free? I'm not sure what that means, but since Jasmine finally fell in love with a Dude (Aladdin), she rates a solid 9.

Okay... have I missed any Disney princesses?

YET MORE Disney Dykes!

By now you shopuld know the drill... you can click HERE and HERE for all my work on this project I have done so far. Basically, my current "Too Much Free Time project is this: Rating the Disney Princesses on the Gay-O-Meter to see which ones are most likely to be gay or at least Bi and why. And just for this debate, forget about all the arguments of genetic probability and predetermination. For all these, we're assuming that it is a life CHOICE, just as the Catholic Church sees it (DISCLAIMER: This is not my own beliefe... I believe that if you are gay, you are born that way). On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being totaly straight, 10 being All About The Clam (a rating of 5 would mean totaly Bi with no real preferance). The princesses I have done before are Cinderella, Snow White, Aurora, Belle, Pocahontas, Ariel, and Jasmine. Thanks to an avid reader, more have been pointed out to me that I had forgotten:

JANE From Tarzan: If ever there was a straight chick in a Disney flick, this is the girl. She's in to the bad boys. She wants a muscled, handsome, animalistic dude to tame the savage beast within her. However, if asked to dabble in the feminine arts by her man, she just might be willing to accept. I giver her a 2.

MEGARA From Herculese: To be honest, I have never actually seen this movie. However, it's about Greek Gods and legends, and those are just FULL of AC/DC relationships of all kinds. Them Ancient Greeks was FREAKS! I give her a unqualified 5.

MULAN from Mulan: Short haircut, doesn't want anything to do with getting married, dresses like a man. Oh yeah. No nead to prepare a special meal for her, she'll just munch on the carpet thanks. 10.

KIDA from Atlantis The Lost City: She's straight, but wild about it. Like she's been around long enough to know that ruling out anybody just because they don't have the proper genetalia would rule out over half her possible sexual partners. However, i think she has a taste for Man Meat, so she gets a pretty solid 3.

NALA from The Lion King: I really have trouble picturing Animals doing anything gay. However, even if I transfer the character of Nala in to a human being, I only see her wanting the companionship of a man. Therefore, she gets the one true and unquestioned 1.