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Anyone who has been around me when I'm not low-carbing knows how appropriate this is for me:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, prowling on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Captain Slinky, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries apocalyptically: "For the love of carnage and discord, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"

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Birthday Express.com

It has only taken 2 days of working at Subway to remind me just how much I loved doing Customer Service; Customer Service of Birthday Express.com in specific.

I really should have realized it sooner. Every interview I've gone to since working there has been full of stories about how much I loved working there, how good I was at what they do, and how I basically want to find another job where I was as "at home" as i was with that job.

Been up since 4 this morning thinking about this. It's been 5 years since i worked there last. The end result of all my pondering has been that I e-mailed the fine folks at Birthday Express.com and begged for a job.

I'm not much of a religious man, but right now I'm praying that they'll take me back.

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Dear Brian,

I am sorry, but in checking your prior employee file, when you were separated it was for cause. That dictates to me that I will be unable to offer you a position or grant you an interview. You are ineligible for rehire at Birthday Express or Storybook Heirlooms.

Thank you for expressing interest in our company and I wish you good luck in securing another opportunity.