HEY! I was using those!!!

Why didn't anybody tell me that getting all 4 wisdom teeth pulled was going to suck so bad?!?! Oh, suuuuuuure khristle told me that it made her puke and she was out of things for several days. And sure I read of similar goings on for spazzychic, too. But they're WIMMIN folk. And WIMMIN, as we all know, are pansies! I mean really now... they whine and complain about how much child birth hurts, but come on! They've got 9 MONTHS to prepare for it! Now if a *guy* is tod that he's gonna get the biggest ass-whuppin' in his entire life about 9 months from now (one wherein they're gonna push a watermellon through our private area), he's gonna start training! Preparing! beating up sides of beef, running up and down stairs in Philladelphia and drinking raw eggs! Eye of the Tiger, baby! But what do wimmin do? They "take it easy", eat lots of weird food and knit little booties. If a dude is being taken in to the delivery room, it's gonna be with a baseball bat and at least two buddies who've "got yer back".

Had I been warned properly, you *know* I would have made Doctor Hong PAY for his actions up front.

Daaaaaaaaaamn but Percoset is a nice thing :)

I'm gonna write a fanfic about zombies now!

khristle is doing a very good job of taking care of me and I do appreciate it, bt she really should have warned me!