Sleeeeeeeeepy...

Trying to stay awake till 2 or 3 this morning so I'll be able to go and get khristle and Molly on Thursday morning. MUCH MORE DIFFICULT than it was back when I was working these hours. I've completey morphed in to a Daywalker, and it saddens me :(

No energy to do anything. Apartment is a shambles of half-completed projects and organizing. No way to bring it all together before they ge home. DOOMED.

YAAAR!!!

While khristle has been gone, I've made "Back-Up" copies of 77 different movies and kid videos from the Library.

turn up the volume and click here... work safe

Now it's stuck in mah haid!

Drunk spammer

My NEW favorite Spam Of The Day came to me from "CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION", and the subject line reads:

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOUR FUNDS HAVE ARRIVED!!!"

Yes, it's all in capital letters with that many exclaimation marks, and yes they all-cap'ed their name 4 times.

I can only assume that this spammer is *drunk*.

Imagine if you will that you are at a Company Christmas Party, and a very LOUD man from accounting wearing a lampshade on his head comes swaggering/staggering towards you. He's whispering to you in a voice that's louder than anyone else's regular speaking voice, and he says "HI! Hi, I'm.... Shhhhhh... Hi, I'm Bob. I'm Bob. BOB. Shhhhh... I'm Bob. Hi, I'm... I'm Bo-*urp*-ob. Hee hehehehehe hee heeee! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHUT-UP!!! Hee hee hee... Hey, c'mere... I.. I wanna tel you... heh... SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I PHOT-COPIED MY BUTT!!! *BWA HA HA HA HAW*!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It'll be our lil' secret, 'kay? I like you."

ANd then he passes out.

THAT is what the subject line of this spam made me think of. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND SPAM.

But I'm so GOOD at wasting time!

SHOULD be cleaning frantically. SHOULD be cooking a nutritious meal. SHOULD go investigat ethe mysterious "BOOMPF!" sound that came from Crystal's computer during that last DVD I burned.

Yup, I've got "Should" al over the place!

But what AM I doing?

Finding live performances of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipes Of The Heart" performed on household appliances.

Now if you'l excuse me, I think i SHOULD go and try playing "We Will Rock You" on the toaster.