Molly sez

Molly woke up this morning, looked out the window and said "No sun today... time to watch DOCTOR WHO!!!"

She doesn't have all the titles of each episode memorized yet (I'll give her some slack for being just four years old), but she is EXCELLENT at describing which one she wants to watch. This morning it's "The Angels and The Doctor and Martha"

Dirty

I'm STARVING, and the kitchen is too trashed for me to cook anything in.

-There are fresh fruits and veggies and dirty pans on the stove that need to be put away and/or washed.

-Before I can move the dirty pans to the sink, all the dirty dishes from this weekend need to be moved in to the dishwasher.

-Before the dirty dishes can be moved to the dishwasher, I have to put away all the clean dishes that are still sitting in there.

...Or I could just order a Pizza.

PIZZA FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012!

It's pretty obvious that Pizza should run for President in 2012, mainly because only FREAKS don't vote for Pizza.

But who should Pizza's running mate be?

The obvious choice of Beer should probably be ruled out almost immediately because of his sordid past and all the stuff that happened in College. But then again, that worked for George Dubbya...

Coke and Pepsi couldn't do it because they have too many corporate interests.

Ice Cream has a really good chance. Cool and collected, has an "All American" kind of a vibe going for it. Like if 1955 Ford Thunderbird could run for election... but that's just silly. A car can't be VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! As if!

Chex Mix is too "Fringe" to be taken seriously. Nuts and fruits one day, cheetos and M&M's the next... You never know what your getting on any particular day with Chex Mix. Then again, it worked for Joe Bidden...

Tortilla chips are too ethnic. Maybe in 20 years or so, but right now Immigration is just too much of a hot-button topic.

As far as all the stuff that is USUALLY offered along with your average Delivery Pizza? The Cheezee Bread, the Garlic Breadstix, Desert Pizza, Hot Wings etc... I think it would be seen as "Cronieism" or nepotism. We don't want our detractors to be able to use "It's all about who you know, not how good you are" against us.