060 - New Character Class - Sexomancer
Mar. 1st, 2015 06:20 pmDerived from a post that shall remain anonymous to protect the innocent, I have started to build a new character class for Dungeons & Dragons (and really any Fantasy RPG), a specialist Mage called The Sexomancer.
This spawned from the assumption that one could use the spell "Unseen Servant" to, uh... "Pleasure" a foe in combat, giving them a HUGE disadvantage from some extreme distraction, and then it just took off.
Other spells this class is particularly good at include
...And pretty much any spell that would make your average 12-year-old giggle :)
I picture that characters would always be fat, short and balding, with slicked-back greasy hair and a cheesy mustache (cheesy mustache being a very common spell component for them) They may choose a Weasel, Ferret, Skunk or Jittery Gerbil as their Familiar. The only armor they are allowed is a stained toga.
This spawned from the assumption that one could use the spell "Unseen Servant" to, uh... "Pleasure" a foe in combat, giving them a HUGE disadvantage from some extreme distraction, and then it just took off.
Other spells this class is particularly good at include
- Grease
- Ranged Touch
- Charm Person
- Control Animal
- Dominate Animal
- Magic Missile
...And pretty much any spell that would make your average 12-year-old giggle :)
I picture that characters would always be fat, short and balding, with slicked-back greasy hair and a cheesy mustache (cheesy mustache being a very common spell component for them) They may choose a Weasel, Ferret, Skunk or Jittery Gerbil as their Familiar. The only armor they are allowed is a stained toga.