Mar. 1st, 2015

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Derived from a post that shall remain anonymous to protect the innocent, I have started to build a new character class for Dungeons & Dragons (and really any Fantasy RPG), a specialist Mage called The Sexomancer.

This spawned from the assumption that one could use the spell "Unseen Servant" to, uh... "Pleasure" a foe in combat, giving them a HUGE disadvantage from some extreme distraction, and then it just took off.

Other spells this class is particularly good at include
  • Grease
  • Ranged Touch
  • Charm Person
  • Control Animal
  • Dominate Animal
  • Magic Missile

...And pretty much any spell that would make your average 12-year-old giggle :)

I picture that characters would always be fat, short and balding, with slicked-back greasy hair and a cheesy mustache (cheesy mustache being a very common spell component for them) They may choose a Weasel, Ferret, Skunk or Jittery Gerbil as their Familiar. The only armor they are allowed is a stained toga.

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