194 - Rules

Okay, so other than the Top Ten Rules I sent Moses the memo about - the ones that if you break 'em I'll toss you in a pit of fiery torture for all eternity over - I've got a couple smaller rules that can ALSO send you in to the Pokey Flame-Hole as well. Don't worry, these are all pretty straight-forward, common sense type rules. You know, stuff like uh... don't play with your tingly bits, don't play with the tingly bits of others unless you had a special party where you told everybody you're going to play with each other's tingly bits exclusively, don't play with another person's tingly bits if they're same type of tingly bits as yours... LOTS of tingly bit rules, actually... let's see, what else? Don't get a tattoo... uhm... don't eat shrimp? I dunno. I'll send 'em down to you guys once I think of 'em, okay? Now go have fun!