Comedy GOLD!

[captain_slinky]

My newest idea for a sitcom is called "WoooOOOooOOOoo... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

THis show will be nothing but the tried-and-true formula of sexual innuendo and/or situation followed by a snappy one-liner.

HOT CO-WORKER: (to main character who is a chef) "Gee, it sure is *hot* in here..."
STUDIO AUDIENCE: "WoooOOOoooOOoooOooo!"
MAIN CHARACTER: "You must be standing too close to the stove!"
STUDIO AUDIENCE: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"


MAIN CHARACTER'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER: (Kisses main character)
STUDIO AUDIENCE: "WoooOOOoooOOoooOooo!"
MAIN CHARACTER: "Now THAT'S what *I* call 'Lip Stick'!"
STUDIO AUDIENCE: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"


MAIN CHARACTER: (to Wacky Next-Door Neighbor) "I'm just so nervous around her because... I... I think I *LOVE* her!"
STUDIO AUDIENCE: "WoooOOOoooOOoooOooo!"
WACKY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR: "Awww, you just need to GET... IT... ONNNNN!" (comical gyration of hips punctuates each sylable of "Get It On")
STUDIO AUDIENCE: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Comedy GOLD here, folks! Send in your cash NOW, and I'll be sure to remember you once I'm officially rich and/or famous.

Comments

[lunachik72.livejournal.com]

*stunned silence* what scares me is that it works :P

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Seems Hollywood has already stolen my idea. They just re-titled it "Joey", "Stacked" and about 15 other sit-coms currently on the air.