VIOLATED!!!

[captain_slinky]

I come to work thi9s mornign and everything is GONE! ALl my toys, notebooks, magazines, notes, post-its, pens, paper cranes... GONE! I checked to make sure I still work here, and I do indeed (still sheduled for the next several weeks acording to the scheduling thingee), but someone has ransacked and pillaged my desk in to a mere shadow of its once comfortable self!

They didn't put it all in my drawer, or any of the drawers that are near by.

I really hope that once *someone* in my "Party Posse" gets in today, they can tell me what happened to all my stuff.

I feel positively NAKED here!

Comments

[qthuny.livejournal.com]

i say bust out the stapler and start busting heads or at least scaring people with staples flying close to their eyes.

[khristle.livejournal.com]

And that is why I asked you if you left your desk tidy at night....

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me!! So shut up! Because I didn't do a damn thing! Dammit!

[erinjanelle.livejournal.com]

What the hell? Seriously, that's... well, theft!

Let's hunt the culrpit down and do horrible office-supply things to him. I'll totally loan you my stapler.

those mother fuckers!

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

Is this at your "new" desk"? Where you forceably reloacated? Did Nani ever get her cup back? What the hell is going on up there? Do I need to come back and kick some ass?

If You Dont...

[freakachu1974.livejournal.com]

I am gonna photocopy someones badge, sneak in, and un-alphabetize the ENTIRE east coast's billing address info, AND, I am gonna conver ALL of bellevue's info into l33+ 5p3@k....THAT oughtta show em whose boss......er.... scary!, yeah, I'll settle fer scary. and if ya dont get yer ninja's n stuff back, I got some killer Spawn stuff you can display, as a grisly warning to all walking finger teefs dat wanna steel yer stoof. WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! DA ORKZ WAZ 'ERE!!!!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

All of a sudden I don't feel so bad.

But at the same time....

To Me, My Ninja! For We Must Disconnect them ALL and have our Vengeance upon them!

Check the cabinet under the sink by the front desk. Its where I found my mug.