VIOLATED!!!

Jul. 8th, 2005 08:50 am
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I come to work thi9s mornign and everything is GONE! ALl my toys, notebooks, magazines, notes, post-its, pens, paper cranes... GONE! I checked to make sure I still work here, and I do indeed (still sheduled for the next several weeks acording to the scheduling thingee), but someone has ransacked and pillaged my desk in to a mere shadow of its once comfortable self!

They didn't put it all in my drawer, or any of the drawers that are near by.

I really hope that once *someone* in my "Party Posse" gets in today, they can tell me what happened to all my stuff.

I feel positively NAKED here!

Date: 2005-07-08 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qthuny.livejournal.com
i say bust out the stapler and start busting heads or at least scaring people with staples flying close to their eyes.

Date: 2005-07-08 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Stapler missing, too :(

Date: 2005-07-08 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qthuny.livejournal.com
gads man, it was a professional hit. ur doomed then. =(

Date: 2005-07-08 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khristle.livejournal.com
And that is why I asked you if you left your desk tidy at night....

Date: 2005-07-08 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
It *was* tidy... just a bit cluttered was all! Maybe they didn't think our Esteeemed guest (Rep. Pat Insley) would appreciat emy intricate display of soldiers Vs. Ninja?

Date: 2005-07-08 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khristle.livejournal.com
Who wouldn't appreciate soldiers Vs Ninjas???!

I hope you get your stuff back Schmoopie.

Date: 2005-07-08 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dotgirl.livejournal.com
It wasn't me!! So shut up! Because I didn't do a damn thing! Dammit!

Date: 2005-07-08 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinjanelle.livejournal.com
What the hell? Seriously, that's... well, theft!

Let's hunt the culrpit down and do horrible office-supply things to him. I'll totally loan you my stapler.

those mother fuckers!

Date: 2005-07-09 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agelesseuridice.livejournal.com
Is this at your "new" desk"? Where you forceably reloacated? Did Nani ever get her cup back? What the hell is going on up there? Do I need to come back and kick some ass?

Re: those mother fuckers!

Date: 2005-07-09 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Nani got her cup back. I got my stuff back, then I voluntarily moved to a new desk closer to my new sup. It's a nice neighborhood... lower crime-rate, close to schools and hospitals... I think I could get used to it :)

If You Dont...

Date: 2005-07-09 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakachu1974.livejournal.com
I am gonna photocopy someones badge, sneak in, and un-alphabetize the ENTIRE east coast's billing address info, AND, I am gonna conver ALL of bellevue's info into l33+ 5p3@k....THAT oughtta show em whose boss......er.... scary!, yeah, I'll settle fer scary. and if ya dont get yer ninja's n stuff back, I got some killer Spawn stuff you can display, as a grisly warning to all walking finger teefs dat wanna steel yer stoof. WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! DA ORKZ WAZ 'ERE!!!!

Re: If You Dont...

Date: 2005-07-09 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Seems my Supervisor had gaked it all for me, keeping it warm and safe till i could claim it all :) So no need of going all "Hackers" or "Sneakers" on their asses... for now!

Date: 2005-07-09 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
All of a sudden I don't feel so bad.

But at the same time....

To Me, My Ninja! For We Must Disconnect them ALL and have our Vengeance upon them!

Check the cabinet under the sink by the front desk. Its where I found my mug.

Somehow....

Date: 2005-07-09 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakachu1974.livejournal.com
I DONT picture someone doing a diarama of "soldiers Vs Ninjas" under the sink... call me a bit wierd...no wait, call me Freakachu... but somehow Comcast doesnt seem to possess that particular bend in humor....well, except for the Otaku crowd, and maybe a few others, but I am sure any of THEM would have the decency to at LEAST taunt you in front of your face so they could enjoy the reaction when you discovered all yer stuff super glued to the ladies room cieling, or something equally devious and 1am-ish

Re: Somehow....

Date: 2005-07-09 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
Uh... How do you know what time we begin our shenanigans?

Re: Somehow....

Date: 2005-07-09 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakachu1974.livejournal.com
You keep posting chatlogs....

Re: Somehow....

Date: 2005-07-09 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
Be nice or i'm going to make you read the Bellybutton NinjaChat out loud again.

Re: Somehow....

Date: 2005-07-09 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Shenanigans? Home of the "Batter-Bloom" Onion Loaf, "Mariachi Mozzarella Sticks" and a dozen other fun & exciting appetizers??? With wacky memorabelia on the walls and waiters who sing you the Cocktails list???

Maaaaaaan, I didn't know you guys went to Shenanigans after work!

Re: Somehow....

Date: 2005-07-09 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
Restaurant? Yeah, that's right, we go to a restaurant when we're done tormenting the unsuspecting victims of the Evil Empire. Then we... eat.... food. Yeah. Exactly. We don't go around stealing mice or batteries from amps or other inappropriate things. Truly.

Date: 2005-07-09 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Pat grabbed it all for me, and my forces are re-assembling now upon the grounds of our new homeland over by the mailboxes :)

Date: 2005-07-09 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
Sweet! its too bright & well supervised over there, but I'll know pretty soon where the good hiding places are... I'm thinking behind that post is a good spot. Gotta have a good Ninja Lair, y'know.

Date: 2005-07-10 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
I have found a pretty good homeland for my peoples (aka "The Crap On My Desk"). Back of the "Mustangs" row. Plenty of collumns to obscure my visibility!

Date: 2005-07-10 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
Very cool. Is that the 1st one where it doesn't go all the way through?

Date: 2005-07-10 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Nope... first one where it *does* go all the way through.

Date: 2005-07-10 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
Hm. That one's one of the too well lit ones. At least at night. The back of the one that doesn't go through is cool, its the best spot for building or upgrading computers after midnight.

Although I'd know nothing about that sort of thing.

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