VIOLATED!!!

[captain_slinky]

I come to work thi9s mornign and everything is GONE! ALl my toys, notebooks, magazines, notes, post-its, pens, paper cranes... GONE! I checked to make sure I still work here, and I do indeed (still sheduled for the next several weeks acording to the scheduling thingee), but someone has ransacked and pillaged my desk in to a mere shadow of its once comfortable self!

They didn't put it all in my drawer, or any of the drawers that are near by.

I really hope that once *someone* in my "Party Posse" gets in today, they can tell me what happened to all my stuff.

I feel positively NAKED here!

Comments

[qthuny.livejournal.com]

i say bust out the stapler and start busting heads or at least scaring people with staples flying close to their eyes.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Stapler missing, too :(

[qthuny.livejournal.com]

gads man, it was a professional hit. ur doomed then. =(

[khristle.livejournal.com]

And that is why I asked you if you left your desk tidy at night....

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

It *was* tidy... just a bit cluttered was all! Maybe they didn't think our Esteeemed guest (Rep. Pat Insley) would appreciat emy intricate display of soldiers Vs. Ninja?

[khristle.livejournal.com]

Who wouldn't appreciate soldiers Vs Ninjas???!

I hope you get your stuff back Schmoopie.

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me!! So shut up! Because I didn't do a damn thing! Dammit!

[erinjanelle.livejournal.com]

What the hell? Seriously, that's... well, theft!

Let's hunt the culrpit down and do horrible office-supply things to him. I'll totally loan you my stapler.

those mother fuckers!

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

Is this at your "new" desk"? Where you forceably reloacated? Did Nani ever get her cup back? What the hell is going on up there? Do I need to come back and kick some ass?

Re: those mother fuckers!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Nani got her cup back. I got my stuff back, then I voluntarily moved to a new desk closer to my new sup. It's a nice neighborhood... lower crime-rate, close to schools and hospitals... I think I could get used to it :)

If You Dont...

[freakachu1974.livejournal.com]

I am gonna photocopy someones badge, sneak in, and un-alphabetize the ENTIRE east coast's billing address info, AND, I am gonna conver ALL of bellevue's info into l33+ 5p3@k....THAT oughtta show em whose boss......er.... scary!, yeah, I'll settle fer scary. and if ya dont get yer ninja's n stuff back, I got some killer Spawn stuff you can display, as a grisly warning to all walking finger teefs dat wanna steel yer stoof. WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! DA ORKZ WAZ 'ERE!!!!

Re: If You Dont...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Seems my Supervisor had gaked it all for me, keeping it warm and safe till i could claim it all :) So no need of going all "Hackers" or "Sneakers" on their asses... for now!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

All of a sudden I don't feel so bad.

But at the same time....

To Me, My Ninja! For We Must Disconnect them ALL and have our Vengeance upon them!

Check the cabinet under the sink by the front desk. Its where I found my mug.

Somehow....

[freakachu1974.livejournal.com]

I DONT picture someone doing a diarama of "soldiers Vs Ninjas" under the sink... call me a bit wierd...no wait, call me Freakachu... but somehow Comcast doesnt seem to possess that particular bend in humor....well, except for the Otaku crowd, and maybe a few others, but I am sure any of THEM would have the decency to at LEAST taunt you in front of your face so they could enjoy the reaction when you discovered all yer stuff super glued to the ladies room cieling, or something equally devious and 1am-ish

Re: Somehow....

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Uh... How do you know what time we begin our shenanigans?

Re: Somehow....

[freakachu1974.livejournal.com]

You keep posting chatlogs....

Re: Somehow....

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Be nice or i'm going to make you read the Bellybutton NinjaChat out loud again.

Re: Somehow....

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Shenanigans? Home of the "Batter-Bloom" Onion Loaf, "Mariachi Mozzarella Sticks" and a dozen other fun & exciting appetizers??? With wacky memorabelia on the walls and waiters who sing you the Cocktails list???

Maaaaaaan, I didn't know you guys went to Shenanigans after work!

Re: Somehow....

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Restaurant? Yeah, that's right, we go to a restaurant when we're done tormenting the unsuspecting victims of the Evil Empire. Then we... eat.... food. Yeah. Exactly. We don't go around stealing mice or batteries from amps or other inappropriate things. Truly.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Pat grabbed it all for me, and my forces are re-assembling now upon the grounds of our new homeland over by the mailboxes :)

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Sweet! its too bright & well supervised over there, but I'll know pretty soon where the good hiding places are... I'm thinking behind that post is a good spot. Gotta have a good Ninja Lair, y'know.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I have found a pretty good homeland for my peoples (aka "The Crap On My Desk"). Back of the "Mustangs" row. Plenty of collumns to obscure my visibility!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Very cool. Is that the 1st one where it doesn't go all the way through?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Nope... first one where it *does* go all the way through.

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Hm. That one's one of the too well lit ones. At least at night. The back of the one that doesn't go through is cool, its the best spot for building or upgrading computers after midnight.

Although I'd know nothing about that sort of thing.