Congratulate me!

[captain_slinky]

Today I did my entire shift - TEN HOURS - with my pants *on*. Oh sure I was tempted to take them off and enjoy the liberating sensation of air conditioning upon my Honey Bunches of Oats, but I resisted!

Let's hope I can break my personal record tomorrow and make it TWO DAYS IN A ROW. With your good wishes and prayers, I know I... WE can do this!

Comments

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

Well thanks. You've broken cereal forever.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You might also want to stay away from any legumes and/or processed sausage-type products, such as "Beanie-Weenies".

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

What, was work pants today?

That's pretty crummy. I strongly suggest seniority - it helps land those liberating late night shifts where we sacrifice n00bz & dance the rubber chicken dance around a burning pile of computers.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Don't I wish! But watch... every shift I vollunteered for on Labor Day ends after 11pm, right? So how much you wanna bet I'll be here no later than 7.

He hates me you know.

[khristle.livejournal.com]

Nah, he won't let you work on Labor Day. That'll teach you a lesson!

[(Anonymous)]

I think we should all stop sending back his shift bids and make him work for a change. That'll tie his assless black chaps into a very uncomfortable knot!

The only problem with this is you know some stinking new comers would take advantage of our strike. But we can put the hurt on 'em. Stop talking to them, let them go it alone!

Yeah that's it we can do that shame thing they do in Amish communities and stand turning our backs on anyone that dares to respond to a shift bid notice!

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

hey how come I wasn't signed in makeing wonderful witty statements?????

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

So it's YOU making those comments!

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

Or was it my evil twin, you know, the good looking one.