Nailing the Disney Princesses

[captain_slinky]

Which Disney Princesses do I think I could nail? I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!

Jasmine - Yes
Snow White - Oh HELL yeah!
Cinderella - Yes
Ariel - No
Belle - Yes
Aurora - No
Mulan - No
Poccahontas - HELL no
Tinker Belle - No
Megara - No
Jane - Yes

Mind you, this is based on if I think I *COULD* nail the Princess. Just becuase i *could* doesn't mean I *would*.

Except for when it comes to Snow White :)

Comments

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

You can have Snow White. I think she is the least attractive humanoid Disney heroine EVER.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Wow, really? She totaly looks like a hot goth/punk chick to me! And she's totaly got the "Girls Gone Wild" thing going for her, too. Raised as "Daddy's little Princess", gets out of the castle one night and ends up shacking up with 7 older dudes, and ingests and substance put before her by strangers. Then, just when the 7 older dudes think they've got a good thing going, she leaves with some OTHER dud that she just met! She is the Disney Princess most likely to have body piercings and/or tattoos.

And THAT is the type of girl I dig! The type who will use me then leave me broken :)