The unmistakable odor that is... Le Slink du Capitain

[captain_slinky]

On my lunch break I decided to go home and load the dishwasher. Down to our last spoon, using tuperware lids for plates... I figure it's about that time. Unfortunately, there was som Mystery Liquid in one of the bowls at the bottom of the stack, and as I was rushing this job, i sprayed myself with a liberal dose of the stuff.

Of course, I didn't notice the "Sour Cream 'n Ass" scent till I was in the car and well on my way to work. Lucky for me, I have that roll of Dollar Store Deoderant in the car for just such emergencies! So I took a Marine Corps Shower with the stuff, hoping to mask the horror.

Now I have this extremely uniue scent going on, kinda like a bar of Ivory Soap wrapped in cheese & baloney, then deep-fried and served on a bed of arugala.

I'm not sure, but I *think* I like it!

Comments

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

I am gladder than usual that I can't sniff you right now.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Thank you?

[khristle.livejournal.com]

thanks for loading the dishwasher honey! You won't mind if I don't snuggle with you until you change shirts, right?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh! I see! So the lesson to be learned here is "Don't do any chores, 'cuz you'll just end up stinky and un-cuddled"! Message received, I won't try doing anything like that ever again :)

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

I think you're going to be hosed down when you get home ;-)

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Um... Ew?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You should just set up an auto-reply post replying application that automatically posts "Um... ew?" to every third post I make. It'll save time :)

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

I'll have to remember that. Although, through the Laws of Murphy, it'd do something like, you'd make a post all about flowers & puppies & unicorns, and it would reply.... "Um... Ew?"

Totally inappropriate. But cool. How do you set that up again?