An' I'm like Yeah, Whatevah!

[captain_slinky]

How much of a freak are you?

See, the FUNNIEST thing about this quiz is that when you go through and answer everything like a Poser would (I love Maralyn Manson! I like to shock people! I'm weird!), you get a result that says you're a true freak. Gee, I wonder who wrote that quiz? I'll bet it was some kid wearing a Korn T-Shirt that he bought at Hot Topic, hair dyed brite red (which his parents grounded him for), and a fake nose ring. He made up the quiz while at the Library, being resentful towards all the "cool kids".

Comments

[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

How much of a freak are you? (http://www.cruel-angels.com/quiz.html)

They can't be all bad though. I got Daria!

[feildmouse.livejournal.com]

define poser...
besides, we all know that the real freaks are deformed

How much of a freak are you? (http://www.cruel-angels.com/quiz.html)

Definition of Poser (imho)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

The Poser
-Does strange things, but only in public so he has an audience
-Buys Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails just so he can complain about how much it sucks
-Shops at Hot Topic until someone tells him that only posers shop there
-Thinks that anyone who shops at Hot Topic is a poser
-Liked that song by P.O.D. until he found out that they're a Christian band

...Those are just the points off the top of my head... I'm sure could think of more. But yeah, that's about it in a Nutshell! As for me, I'll take the disfigurement any day of the week!

Re: Definition of Poser (imho)

[feildmouse.livejournal.com]

but what about those of us who actually like Nine Inch Nails?
or think that Marilyn Manson is a kick ass band, except for the fact that their singer is a crybaby?
or shop at Hot Topic because they have Jhonen Vasquez merchandise?
are we just traitors to the race of the rivetheads?
or are we posers to?

Re: Definition of Poser (imho)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

No... READ what I typed! If you buy the new NIN or MM JUST so you can complain about how much it sucks, then you're a poser. And I'll add to that the fact that you'll only mention that you think the new album sucks AFTER you've heard at least three of your friends say that THEY think it sucks. I should also add (for further clarification) that if you bought it because you like it, then you are on the right track to non-poserness.

Shopping at Hot Topic is okay by my rules... The posers are the ones who don't shop there because someone told them that only posers shop there and they don't want anyone to think they are a poser, or they DO shop there because they think that if they wear the clothes there, then they will be "Freaks". Further clarification point: If you shop there because they have a shirt you want, or DON'T shop there becasue you know they make inferior products with pretty pictures on them, then you are on the road to non-poserness.

The good thing about "Rivetheads" (or "Freaks", or "Punks", or any other free-minded generalized classification of non-conformists) is that none of this really matters!

Re: Definition of Poser (imho)

[feildmouse.livejournal.com]

i'm just fuckin around with yah man, calm down!

rivethead is the "official" term given to people who listen to industrial music
although we prefer to call ourselves "industrial fags"...(me and my couple of rivethead friends that is)

classification is SO retro!

Re: Definition of Poser (imho)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

No calming down for me, thanks... I've just started ECA Stacking (Dietary equivelant of "speed"), and now anything that i do, I have to *over* do. I have to do it in to the ground. I have to do it till it cain't be done no more! When I do it, it knows it is done! I am it's pimp, and it is my syphalitic whore! When I am done with it, it walks with a limp and bleeds analy!

Well, you see what I mean :) Now, if I could just *blink*... just once...