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in about an hour and a half, we will be in a Breast Feeding Class.

I hope to learn a lot about being embarrassed, looking at the floor and avoiding eye contact.

Date: 2005-12-13 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qthuny.livejournal.com
ive heard a good way to make lots of friends in those classes is to make milking motions with your hands and moo a lot. good luck!

Date: 2005-12-13 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
I've downloaded some pretty sick shit off the internet, but that porno they showed us at the Breastfeeding Class was just WRONG! I had to work it prety hard just to get a semi-stiff boner!

Date: 2005-12-13 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qthuny.livejournal.com
ya know.. i was worried for a split second when i posted this you might get semi-offended...... yeah, never gonna worry about that again.

Date: 2005-12-13 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
I don't think I have EVER been offended, EVER. But thanks for trying!

Date: 2005-12-13 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agelesseuridice.livejournal.com
much like the first day of life study class, when all you draw is a foot, maybe an arm. By your third class, nips don't even phase you.
Very complicated substructure leading to supporting of the breast, and did you know that there are at least 5 breast types, according to Gray's Anatomy for the Aritst?

Date: 2005-12-13 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
5 breast types? Of COURSE i knew that! Boobies, titties, tah-tas, knockers and hooters!

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