Narcissisissisissistic

[captain_slinky]

When you google the term "Brian Pierce", you get absolutely no information about me for at least the first 15 pages of search results (believe me, I just spent a half hour checking). I'm not even sure if I ever show up in those results at all!

Thing is, those 15 pages of search results I went through weren't even people *trying* to have a web presence. They were all casual mentions of the name "Brian Pierce" (and NOT ME) in stuff like public records, sports scores and personell directories of companies.

This makes me sad :(

How do I change this? How do i get a web presence? How do I make it so that when someone Googles me the "I'm Feeling Lucky" result becomes ME???

Comments

[zannah.livejournal.com]

But then, you know, you're in jail and can't enjoy the fruits of your labour. Or fame. Well, unless you count all those women that like to write mail and send their underwear to convicts.

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

Well we are talking about "MISTAH Pierce" after all.