captain_slinky | Bestest Customer Quote of Tonight (and possibly ALL OF FOREVER)

Background info: The customer has been trying to set up a Wireless Router all day long. He has bought *FIVE* brand-new routers today from various manufacturers with no luck. He can get internet connection when hooked directly to the modem, but can not get any router to pick up the IP even after powercycling. His proof that it's not working has been to simply click on internet explorer and if it says "Page Could Not Be Displayed", he figures it doesn't work. So I asked him if he's tried pinging any websites from the command prompt, and this was his reply:

"Have I tried to ping? Have I TRIED to ping? Well YEAH I've tried to ping! Heck, I've pinged like a hundred times trying to get this stupid thing to work! I'll ping it again if you want me to, but I know it won't work...

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...Uhm... how do you do a ping again? I forgot."

CLASSIC!!!