OH MY LORD!!!

[captain_slinky]

Just had an elderly female customer call up and YELL at me because we put the instructions for our Self Install Kit in both English and Spanish, because aparently it is widely known that only illegal imigrants speak Spanish. Then she demanded to know WHY we would sell our products to illegal imigrants (who should all be shot on sight, btw), then proceeded to tell me that Comcast is gonna be in BIG TROUBLE for this. She also informed me that us selling our product to all these illegals was somehow equal to the waste produced by a male bovine, and the told me that several times. Then she said she's going to sue Comcast for this and we won't get away with it, not in George Bush's America!

Then she hung up.

Now what *I* want to know is this; HOW did she make it THIS FAR in life without having seen a multi-lingual set of instructions for anything? Heck, even your MILK CARTON says "Open - Abierto" on it!