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[captain_slinky]

New Guy at werk is already on my list, and I don't even know his name! He stole my seat! The seat I spent hours locating and cultivating! The seat I groomed to my own personal tastes! The chair has my ass-groove in it! The DVR is set with all MY shows!

So now all I have to do is decide if I should use the Hose, or the Chain. One way or another, HE WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT!!!

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You'd *think* a bullwhip is in order here, but NO! After the LAST incident they added a strict "No Bullwhips" rule to the Employee Handbook :(

Looks like it'll just have to be a good old-fashioned ass-whuppin'.