The Sh*tlist

[captain_slinky]

New Guy at werk is already on my list, and I don't even know his name! He stole my seat! The seat I spent hours locating and cultivating! The seat I groomed to my own personal tastes! The chair has my ass-groove in it! The DVR is set with all MY shows!

So now all I have to do is decide if I should use the Hose, or the Chain. One way or another, HE WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT!!!

Comments

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

Shoot him, it will teach him a lesson...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Cash, credit, or barter/exchange?

And, why the chain? I'd imagine a bullwhip would be more appropriate...

[zannah.livejournal.com]

How did he steal your seat? I'm unfamiliar with the seating ways of your office.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

What someone in our corner! String the bastard up. Did you use my spot? Who was it?

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

At what freakin' job do you get a DVR? And are you hiring?