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It was a cold day, just a few weeks before Christmas. Tommy's family had just gotten Cable Television on the Monday after Thanksgiving, and nobody in the family could tear the teen away from this new adolescent shrine known as MTV. And as he watched videos of Lionel Richie, Dire Straits and The Stray Cats, an obsession was growing in him. But then something happened that made him take a solemn vow; that something was the premiere of Micheal Jackson's "Thriller".

"Some day..." swore young Tommy, "Some day I'll make it big! I'll be the one making Music Videos!"

Well time passed and young Tommy graduated from high school near the top of his class. Unwilling to support a career in choreography or film, Tommy's parent persuaded him to take classes in Criminal Law at the local Community College. His dreams dashed in the way that only an adult can destroy them, Tommy accepted his fate and channeled all his love and devotion that he had had for Music Videos in to the fine art of Criminal Law instead.

Years passed... nearly 25 years to be exact! No longer a young Tommy, he had grown in to a fine and stately THOMAS, Warden of the local Penitentiary! So what does a guy like that do with all his power?



...And the BEST part is the balding Prison Bitch who has to play the one female role :P

Date: 2007-07-20 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gamera-spinning.livejournal.com
You're flypaper for freaks, you know that, right?

I mean that as a complement.

Date: 2007-07-21 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasjhwa.livejournal.com
Hmm. We need to spend all this money on some form of rehabilitation training. Should we teach them trades or how to read and write?

No! Wait! I see it now! Wait for it!

Zombie mob violent sex crimes set to music! FABULOUS! It's a gang bang, but with culture and STYYYYLE!

The inmates will just love it and we KNOW they can understand their character's motivation! Oh yes! Get Harvey to play the girl. The Warden told me he won't put out when he's told to. This should teach him who's on top and who's the bottom!

my only valid response

Date: 2007-07-21 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aquatwo.livejournal.com


or with "subtitles" (closest english words?)


Re: my only valid response

Date: 2007-07-22 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
I... I had not seen the subtitled one before! It is a thing of beauty!

Re: my only valid response

Date: 2007-07-22 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aquatwo.livejournal.com
"Oooooo~ You'll be pumping Ovaltine" is the best line IMO

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