Disney Princesses, Ink.
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captain_slinkySometimes these thoughts just come in to my head while I'm waiting patiently for Molly to fall asleep, and they DEMAND to be further explored as soon as possible!
Today's thought? What tattoos would/do the various Disney Princesses have?
Skip the cutesy answers (Cinderella = "I Heart Housework"). Skip the dodge-answer of "This princess is too pure and sweet to have a tattoo". We are assuing that they all have some ink done, and they don't know that they're the center of a major animated movie. Just regular girls who happen to be The Disney Princesses. Got it? Good.
SNOW WHITE: A bunch of those super-trendy poorly translated Japanese characters on her upper right-arm. Like she'll have ones that she was TOLD stand for Peace, Balance & Harmony. Unfortunately the uncultured tat artist got them *slightly* wrong so they're better interpreted as "Wind, Mayonnaise & Fish Paste". Also, a "Crying Heart" on her left shoulder blade.
CINDERELLA: One of those stylish "Celtic Arm Band" dealies, upper right arm. She got it on a dare during her bachelorette party and she pretends to regret it, but secretly it reminds her of some of the happiest days of her life when she catches a glimpse of it in the mirror.
AURORA (SLEEPING BEAUTY): A very discreet little rose on her left calve. She got it at Cinderella's bachelorette party becaus ehse NEVER would have thought that Cindy would have really gone through with hers! They kept taunting eachother with "I'm serious! Look at me! I'm in the chair! I'm gonna do it! No, YOU'RE the chicken! I'm letting him do it, right now! Seriously!" And now she has ink.
ARIEL (LITTLE MERMAID): I'm not sure what they're called, but it's like an ornate arrow in the small of your back pointing down to your ass crack as if to say "FANCY poop comes from HERE!" She got it because her Daddy told her she was forbidden to get one. This is also how she ended up getting several piercings.
BELLE (BEAUTY & THE BEAST): A very large, very detailed image of a Unicorn fighting a Dragon on her back. She saved her money for a LONG TIME to get this done, and the process was down-right excruciating. Her biggest regret is that it's on her back, where she can't really see it without a mirror.
JASMIN (ALADIN): A fierce tiger, left shoulder blade. She did it just to prove to herself that she could do it. No one was shocked, no one was impressed. Just one day "Oh, look. The Princess has a tattoo of a tiger on her shoulder blade."
MULAN: "Hello Kitty" on her right ass-cheek; Mickey Mouse "Flipping The Bird" on the left ass-cheek. She plans to get more, just has no idea what she wants to get yet.
POCAHONTAS: A crow over her right breast. She has no idea how it got there.
Did I miss any of them? I can't think of any other Princesses at the moment. If you comment below with a Princess that I missed, I can tell you what ink they have :)
Today's thought? What tattoos would/do the various Disney Princesses have?
Skip the cutesy answers (Cinderella = "I Heart Housework"). Skip the dodge-answer of "This princess is too pure and sweet to have a tattoo". We are assuing that they all have some ink done, and they don't know that they're the center of a major animated movie. Just regular girls who happen to be The Disney Princesses. Got it? Good.
SNOW WHITE: A bunch of those super-trendy poorly translated Japanese characters on her upper right-arm. Like she'll have ones that she was TOLD stand for Peace, Balance & Harmony. Unfortunately the uncultured tat artist got them *slightly* wrong so they're better interpreted as "Wind, Mayonnaise & Fish Paste". Also, a "Crying Heart" on her left shoulder blade.
CINDERELLA: One of those stylish "Celtic Arm Band" dealies, upper right arm. She got it on a dare during her bachelorette party and she pretends to regret it, but secretly it reminds her of some of the happiest days of her life when she catches a glimpse of it in the mirror.
AURORA (SLEEPING BEAUTY): A very discreet little rose on her left calve. She got it at Cinderella's bachelorette party becaus ehse NEVER would have thought that Cindy would have really gone through with hers! They kept taunting eachother with "I'm serious! Look at me! I'm in the chair! I'm gonna do it! No, YOU'RE the chicken! I'm letting him do it, right now! Seriously!" And now she has ink.
ARIEL (LITTLE MERMAID): I'm not sure what they're called, but it's like an ornate arrow in the small of your back pointing down to your ass crack as if to say "FANCY poop comes from HERE!" She got it because her Daddy told her she was forbidden to get one. This is also how she ended up getting several piercings.
BELLE (BEAUTY & THE BEAST): A very large, very detailed image of a Unicorn fighting a Dragon on her back. She saved her money for a LONG TIME to get this done, and the process was down-right excruciating. Her biggest regret is that it's on her back, where she can't really see it without a mirror.
JASMIN (ALADIN): A fierce tiger, left shoulder blade. She did it just to prove to herself that she could do it. No one was shocked, no one was impressed. Just one day "Oh, look. The Princess has a tattoo of a tiger on her shoulder blade."
MULAN: "Hello Kitty" on her right ass-cheek; Mickey Mouse "Flipping The Bird" on the left ass-cheek. She plans to get more, just has no idea what she wants to get yet.
POCAHONTAS: A crow over her right breast. She has no idea how it got there.
Did I miss any of them? I can't think of any other Princesses at the moment. If you comment below with a Princess that I missed, I can tell you what ink they have :)
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Date: 2007-08-13 09:10 pm (UTC)And here is a picture of each real Disney Princess (and the Blue Fairy, whom I include as a princess)...with their love interest, if it applies. Points to you if you can identify them without heading over to my Scrapbook to cheat...
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Date: 2007-08-13 09:18 pm (UTC)She has a Smurfette tattoo on her left thigh :)
Let's see.. in the image you have posted.... I see Wenry (I think is her name) from The Black Cauldron, Maid Marrion from Robin Hood, Nalla (I think) from Lion King, and That Freaky Chick from Atlantis: The Lost City.
Did I win???
I also should include Tinkerbell and Wendy if I'm gonna be a completist...
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Date: 2007-08-14 05:47 am (UTC)And you call yourself a geek. What self-respecting geek doesn't know about the Chronicles of Prydain?
You got the name right for the lioness, but not the spelling. Nala.
And That Freaky Chick = Kida
I think I'm going to have to give you the bronze medal, not the gold, Slink.
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Date: 2007-08-14 06:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-15 06:40 am (UTC):-P
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Date: 2007-08-13 09:19 pm (UTC)Tinkerbell
(upper right thigh, just under her skimpy skirt PETER framed in a heart)
and what about the boys?
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Date: 2007-08-13 09:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-13 09:27 pm (UTC)Jane (Tarzan) Definitely a Princess since she's married to the King of the Jungle. I think she would have a peer pressure tat, something like a cute little heart on her ankle with the minimum amount of pain. Or maybe a small union jack so she has something to focus on when she closes her eyes and thinks of England when Tarzan wants to play "the Gorilla Game" with her.
Meg (Hercules) She's married to the prince of Olympus. Counts as a princess. I think she would have something rather vulgar and in a very private place. Piercings too.
I haven't seen the Black Cauldron so I'll leave that princess to you.
Pocahontas had too much Guinness at Cinderella's bachelorette party. When you pass out at a Princess Party they let Tinkerbell mess you up.
Kida (Atlantis) has Atlantean script circling her arms and legs, in addition to the tattoos shown in the cartoon. They only show up when "her magic is turned on" (nod nod, wink wink, know what I mean) and then they glow brightly.
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Date: 2007-08-14 03:52 pm (UTC)