Tonight, on the Season Premiere of HEROES

[captain_slinky]

I heard that they're adding a wise-cracking street-wise kid to the cast, and dubbing in a laugh-track. And they find out that the reason they all have powers is because they're all actually aliens and they knew it all along but forgot to mention it in the first season. And only 3 of the original cast members are returning. And Ted McKinley joins the cast as "Oliver", an orphaned cousin of Peter's.

(These series-killing rumors brought to you by "Growing Pains", "The Lucy Show", "Highlander II: The Quickening", "Happy Days" and "The Brady Bunch".)

Comments

[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

Awww, and I was going to play Name That Reference! But you blew it. Meanie.

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

In related news, Highlander The Source continues the tradition of each movie making less sense than the last.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Not even good enough to go Direct To Video... it had to premiere on The Sci-Fi Channel!

Only one step lower than that, you know... "Tonight, on FOX!"

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

Isn't there also going to spontaneous music and dancing?
(Brought to you by "Cop Rock").

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Spontaneous i could do... but one of those Forced-because-The-Celebrity-Wants-A-Music-Career storylines may indeed be in order!

"Tonight, on Heroes... With Sylar close on their heels, the only way for Claire to avoid certain doom is by winning a local Talent Competition... but at what cost?"

Special guest-appearance by Simon Cowell, of course.

[agelesseuridice.livejournal.com]

and they keep de-gaying characters!
Claire's best friend the guy who made the tape started off gay, but then went straight.
This season they de-gayed the new cheerleader before they opened the show.

I don't understand. This is a boy driven fantasy show. I mean please "Save the Cheerleader Save the World"? What is a bigger boy fantasy is there than two cheerleaders with girl on girl action, unless its the hot English teacher with the two cheerleadres girl on girl on girl action?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Waitaminit... they de-gayed the misfit best friend boy?!?!? I didn't catch that! I thought they had kept him "Faggy"! Well THAT certainly does suck!

And don't count the new cheerleader as non-gay yet! The bossy, superior, sadistic pretty-girl is ALWAYS a lipstick dom!