Great New Product Idea!!!
Feb. 13th, 2008 09:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyWho says that delusional fever dreams never amount to anything?
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU "THE POOP-N-SLIP-N-SLIDE-N-WIPE" (another great creation that speaks for itself)...
It's HEADALERT HEADACHE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM!!!
How many times has this happened to you? pressure's high; you've got a deadline to meet or several people will lose their jobs! Or maybe you've got a surprise last-minute visit from The Inlaws and the place is a mess! Suddenly you realize it - YOU'VE GOT A HEADACHE! And it's been building for HOURS! Why didn't you notice it sooner??? Are you going to have to kill AGAIN?!?!
WELL NOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO!!!
The HeadAlert Headache Early Warning System (HEWS) is a simple yet stylish headband that you wear all the time, 24/7. After a week or two you won't even know it's there! But what it does is ASTOUNDING. Sophisticated micro-sensors at the temples, back of the neck and your forehead detect the early-warning signs of an oncoming headache and alert you (and others) with a high-pitched alarm tone every 3 seconds not unlike a standard Residential Smoke Detector. This soothingly electronic shrieking will tell you right away that you REALLY need to slow down for a minute to avoid a HUGE headache, and it will warn others to just "Back Off" for a while. The alarm will stop sounding once your vital signs have returned to normal and you can go about your daily business.
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU "THE POOP-N-SLIP-N-SLIDE-N-WIPE" (another great creation that speaks for itself)...
It's HEADALERT HEADACHE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM!!!
How many times has this happened to you? pressure's high; you've got a deadline to meet or several people will lose their jobs! Or maybe you've got a surprise last-minute visit from The Inlaws and the place is a mess! Suddenly you realize it - YOU'VE GOT A HEADACHE! And it's been building for HOURS! Why didn't you notice it sooner??? Are you going to have to kill AGAIN?!?!
WELL NOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO!!!
The HeadAlert Headache Early Warning System (HEWS) is a simple yet stylish headband that you wear all the time, 24/7. After a week or two you won't even know it's there! But what it does is ASTOUNDING. Sophisticated micro-sensors at the temples, back of the neck and your forehead detect the early-warning signs of an oncoming headache and alert you (and others) with a high-pitched alarm tone every 3 seconds not unlike a standard Residential Smoke Detector. This soothingly electronic shrieking will tell you right away that you REALLY need to slow down for a minute to avoid a HUGE headache, and it will warn others to just "Back Off" for a while. The alarm will stop sounding once your vital signs have returned to normal and you can go about your daily business.
