I want a refund!

[captain_slinky]

Didn't somebody say that raising a two-year-old was really super-simple easy? I'm pretty sure somebody had to have said that. Well whoever said it? THEY LIED.

Thank goodness 90% of my iron_trash duties for a Monday are in template form! Just copy-n-paste a few names and PRESTO! Instant Content!

khristle is taking her for a walk right now, so i have a few minutes. Guess I better get to cooking/cleaning!

Comments

[melancholywings.livejournal.com]

I think it was the same person who said pregnency was wonderful, amazing, & romantic. What's romantic about aches, pain, vomit, shamu belly and leaky boobies?

[khristle.livejournal.com]

I thought pregnancy was wonderful and amazing. Maybe not so much on the romantic part though. Unless being able to balance a plate on your belly turns the guys on...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You know it does, baby :D

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You're right... that's more *sexy* than Romantic...

[fritters.livejournal.com]

I have NEVER heard and it and what's more, never believed it, therefore you'll notice I have no 2 year olds...

Congrats to you, she seems a joy, but I get stressed enough by these weird-ass cats....

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

anyone that tries to convince you that child-rearing w/o a nanny/capo is easy should be shot. or at the very least, taken out to a remote location & introduced to the joys of attitude adjustment by blunt force trauma.

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

And you fell for that? You are more gullible than I thought! They are called the "Terrible Twos" for a reason! Bwaaa Haa Haa! Sorry, I have to go. *My* terrorist is crying. :(