A Sad Day

[captain_slinky]

Molly has learned that she can knock-down the baby gate if she just leans up against it hard enough :(

This will mean an even SMALLER amount of posts from me till i can come up with an alternate way of keeping her out of the kitchen.

Comments

[d-a-r-a.livejournal.com]

Ah...you've got a smart little one there...my condolences. ;) Just get a harness for her and run a zip line like you would for a dog with a leash that doesn't reach far enough to make it into the kitchen...or do you think child and family services might not look kindly on that?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Wife already vetoed the Duct tape solution, too :(

[d-a-r-a.livejournal.com]

Crating is probably right out too, huh?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Crating, drugging, binding, barring, bunjee-ing and psychological warfare have all been covered by the Mommy Veto :(

[d-a-r-a.livejournal.com]

Yeah...but mommy's at work all day...right? ;)

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

I have some lumber on my back patio...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that I smack her around with a Two-By-Four?!?!? NO! I *swore* I wouldn't be the same type of parent that MY parents were!

[the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com]

What you could do is put her in an upside-down playpen all day, and if the missus ever catches you just say she flipped it over all by herself and you were just on your way out to save her when she came home.

Of course, knowing that your daughter is an evil genius means she'd probably lock you in the closet all day as revenge. And then blame it on the cat.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

Velvet rope and sign, that'll work. Now one is allowed to cross the velvet rope. Either that or a pit bull with a strategic length of chain.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

How about a pit bull with a strategic length of velvet rope?

[teegin.livejournal.com]

oooooooo! Now that is high class. Damn dude velvet leashes and trucks, pretty soon ol' molls will be sport'n her very own platinum grill.