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She woke up from her nap, found my wallet, took out all the cash, put it in a pile on the bed, removed her diaper and peed on the pile of money before calling for me.

But hey, enough about my first date with [livejournal.com profile] khristle :P

Seriously, though... what the hell does this mean when a 2-year-old girlie does such a thing???

Date: 2008-08-22 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fritters.livejournal.com
It means you need to take photos for when she's dating...

Date: 2008-08-22 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
She's expressing disdain for our materially-obsessed cash culture?

Date: 2008-08-22 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com
Don't buy her any of those Bratz dolls thats for sure.

Date: 2008-08-22 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cast-aspersions.livejournal.com
hahahahahaha i am laughing so hard at this!!!

Date: 2008-08-22 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aquatwo.livejournal.com
seconded. worry if she grows up and wants to call herself Tyler Durden though.

Date: 2008-08-22 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberlorien.livejournal.com
She's not part Japanese, is she? Sounds like one their fetishes. And importantly, stop feeding her whatever she ate just before that nap!

Date: 2008-08-22 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jillchristina.livejournal.com
I think she's trying to give you some good content for your LJ. And to keep you guessing.

Date: 2008-08-22 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-a-r-a.livejournal.com
Wow...I mean...wow. I have to ask...have you ever peed on money in front of her...maybe she's just emulating you. =P Unless it becomes some sort of sick twisted habit assume it was just a random impulse that at her age she doesn't know enough to resist.

Date: 2008-08-23 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpear.livejournal.com
She's going to piss away every cent you ever have...

Date: 2008-08-23 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairlina.livejournal.com
So Jeremy and I have secretly been stalking your livejournal for the past week. This almost made me pee my pants!

She's going to be a performance artist, watch out!

Date: 2008-08-25 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Hey, that's great! Who are you?

Must check profile, STAT!!!

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