I know it's a sign, but what does it MEAN???

[captain_slinky]

She woke up from her nap, found my wallet, took out all the cash, put it in a pile on the bed, removed her diaper and peed on the pile of money before calling for me.

But hey, enough about my first date with khristle :P

Seriously, though... what the hell does this mean when a 2-year-old girlie does such a thing???

Comments

[fritters.livejournal.com]

It means you need to take photos for when she's dating...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

She's expressing disdain for our materially-obsessed cash culture?

[aquatwo.livejournal.com]

seconded. worry if she grows up and wants to call herself Tyler Durden though.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

Don't buy her any of those Bratz dolls thats for sure.

[cast-aspersions.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha i am laughing so hard at this!!!

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

She's not part Japanese, is she? Sounds like one their fetishes. And importantly, stop feeding her whatever she ate just before that nap!

[jillchristina.livejournal.com]

I think she's trying to give you some good content for your LJ. And to keep you guessing.

[d-a-r-a.livejournal.com]

Wow...I mean...wow. I have to ask...have you ever peed on money in front of her...maybe she's just emulating you. =P Unless it becomes some sort of sick twisted habit assume it was just a random impulse that at her age she doesn't know enough to resist.

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

She's going to piss away every cent you ever have...

[fairlina.livejournal.com]

So Jeremy and I have secretly been stalking your livejournal for the past week. This almost made me pee my pants!

She's going to be a performance artist, watch out!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's great! Who are you?

Must check profile, STAT!!!