Britney Beats Off Wild Boars

[captain_slinky]

Yes, any article that has a headline implying that Brittney Spears gives hand-jobs to wild boaars has got to be good... and the article itself, all though going in a completely different direction, is still satisfying!

Britney Beats Off Wild Boars
World Entertainment News Network--BRITNEY SPEARS is helping German farmers beat off a plague of wild boars - by scaring the pigs with her music.

The animals are destroying crops in Germany but can't be shot because they're a protected species - so arable man HERRMANN-JOSEF BECKER tried playing tunes to drive them away.

He says, "MADONNA didn't work too well, ROBBIE WILLIAMS was a dead loss but they can't stand Britney Spears.

"When I switch on OOPS I DID IT AGAIN, or I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT, the pigs come snorting out and running for the woods."

Thirty other farmers near the city of Trier are now using the pop princess to keep the boars off their wheat, hops and maize.

Comments

hey this has nothing to do with your post...

[newwaytowrite.livejournal.com]

I was just doing the random thing here on live journal. Truth be told I comment in other peoples journals more than I write in my own. Anyway...did you ever look like an insect in 1985 and live in a room that was smaller than the average Canadian prison cell for 15 weeks that same year???? Just curious.

Re: hey this has nothing to do with your post...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure... how large is an average Canadian prison cell? And the further qualifier, would you count having 6 arms and fractile eyes as looking like an insect (considering that this actually makes a person look more like a spider, which is an arachnid.... not an insect)?

Re: hey this has nothing to do with your post...

[newwaytowrite.livejournal.com]

you mean you never were at the Staff Seduction Centre in Kingston and did not scuba dive in the Carribean for a spell...the look was definately all about bugs

Re: hey this has nothing to do with your post...

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Nope! Not me! I've only been to the Staff Seduction Centre in Vancouver B.C... Sorry! But the scuba diving... that DOES ring a bell! Flavored coffee... bacon and eggs.... the whispered promise of something better than all this...

It all seems so familliar, yet so very foreign to me! Help me to remember...

Re: hey this has nothing to do with your post...

[newwaytowrite.livejournal.com]

heck I can barely remember my own past let alone make one up for you?