Not The Band

[captain_slinky]

So it's not my Lap band! i didn't screw things up! I can stop being full of self-hatred and start focusing on the mystery of WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!

Next stop is on Friday; They'll scan my tummy to see if it's my Gall Bladder!

Meanwhile, now that I know it's not my heart and not my Lap Band I feel that I can just get on with my life and deal with the pain, letting it build and making sure to let everybody know just how much of a self-sacrificing martyr I *truly* am :)

Comments

[teegin.livejournal.com]

Maybe thats just how skinny people feel. Our fat man is becoming a skinny man, i'm so proud. Soon we can have a coming out party for him. our lil' man all grown down. On a serious note are you sure you don't just need to let the mother of all farts rip and a good burp chaser? I know that always makes me feel better.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

A man from The County Fire District came by and posted warnings about no open flames within 4 blocks of our apartment... I've been burping and farting like a cow full of Ex-Lax since this all started!