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Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK HERE unless you're okay with being a Godless Sodomite! The very images presented there will melt your eyes, force an abortion upon you and make you question your own sexuality.

Seriously... those Wacky Religious Fanatics are at it again.

(Long story short as summed-up perfectly by [livejournal.com profile] gamera_spinning - Campbell's bought two two-page advertisements in the December and January issues of The Advocate, which features a lesbian couple and their son, and apparently the Catholic Church thinks this is going to destroy the fabric of civilization and the folks at catholic.com are apparently asking folks to call Campbell's to protest their "supporting the homosexual agenda".)

See, here's the deal. I *know* that 98% of folks who are Religious are NOT Crazy Religious Fanatics like this. Most Religious folks I have personally known are nice, level-headed, fair, good people. But that other 2% are what keep me away from joining ANY type of organized Religion.

No, actually it's the fact that the 98% haven't done a darned thing to stop that 2%. THAT'S what i hate about organized Religion!

DAMN it feels good to have finally figured that out! Sometimes all it takes is typing it out in LJ to get my head around it :)

Date: 2008-12-19 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
Ooh. I'll have to bookmark that for the next time i'm bored/accidentally pregnant.

(does it have good recipes?)

Date: 2008-12-20 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tfcocs.livejournal.com
Funny---my first thought when I read the ad was "those lazy mofo's---can't they just use the drippings from the bottom of the cooking pan"? It didn't even occur to me that there was anything extraordinary going on in those images.

Date: 2008-12-20 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Sure you didn't notice anything right away... but just wait till the next time you try to have sexual relations with a man! You may go through the motions, but you'll *REALLY* be thinking "I wonder who the guests on the Ellen DeGenerous Show are going to be next week?"

MORAL FIBER! GONE!!!

Date: 2008-12-20 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
The moral fiber that is the backbone of America?

Date: 2008-12-20 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tfcocs.livejournal.com
The backbone of America is capitalism. How do morals fit in? ;-)

Date: 2008-12-20 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schizoauthoress.livejournal.com
Since it's fiber, it must be the intestinal tract.

Which explains a lot, now that I think about it.

Date: 2008-12-20 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tfcocs.livejournal.com
Good point---let me retract my contention.

WOW!

Date: 2008-12-20 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bghsmith.livejournal.com
Yes! That's it! How many times have I seen someone who claims they aren't 'One of Those' Christians just roll their eyes at this crap?

I'm with you 100% on the organized religion thing. I've seen more hypocrisy, two-faced back stabbing and blame laying in church then any other place.

Why don't they stand up against the crazy and say something?

Ah, Capt'n you do bring more then the funny sometimes.

Re: WOW!

Date: 2008-12-20 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
You're right... there *should* be more dick and fart jokes in there to spice it up. I'll try harder next time :)

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