Boneless Buffalo Wings
Aug. 13th, 2009 09:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "BONELESS" CHICKEN WING! A CHICKEN WING WITHOUT BONES IS A "NUGGET"!!! JUST BECUASE YOU SLATHER IT IN BUFFALO WING SAUCE DOES NOT MAKE IT A WING!!!
If I pour a bottle of Buffalo Wing Sauce on my Station Wagon, does it suddenly become a WING? NO!!!
But okay, Restaurants Of The World... I'll forgive the error of your ways. It's a Buffalo Wing FLAVORED chicken nugget or chicken strip, so I'll let it go.
BUT I CAN NOT FRGIVE THE BONELESS BBQ BUFFALO CHICKEN WING!!! Every time I hear a commercial with a line like "Try our new Boneless Buffalo Chicken Wings, available in in either Spicy Original or Sweet Honey BBQ", it makes me crings. No, it goes beyond that! it makes me YELL AT MY TV!!! YOU ARE NOT A WING! YOU ARE NOT BUFFALO! YOU ARE A PRE-DIPPED CHICKEN NUGGET WITH BBQ SAUCE!!!
We can NOT continue to let The Restaurant Industry continue to lie to us like this. We start letting them call Pre-Dipped Nuggets "Boneless Buffalo Wings", then the next thing you know we'll be enjoying "Boneless Kansas City Style BBQ Beef Ribs" that are nothing more than a hamburger patty dipped in Maple Syrup! Available in two great flavors; Original BBQ and new Teryaki!
If I pour a bottle of Buffalo Wing Sauce on my Station Wagon, does it suddenly become a WING? NO!!!
But okay, Restaurants Of The World... I'll forgive the error of your ways. It's a Buffalo Wing FLAVORED chicken nugget or chicken strip, so I'll let it go.
BUT I CAN NOT FRGIVE THE BONELESS BBQ BUFFALO CHICKEN WING!!! Every time I hear a commercial with a line like "Try our new Boneless Buffalo Chicken Wings, available in in either Spicy Original or Sweet Honey BBQ", it makes me crings. No, it goes beyond that! it makes me YELL AT MY TV!!! YOU ARE NOT A WING! YOU ARE NOT BUFFALO! YOU ARE A PRE-DIPPED CHICKEN NUGGET WITH BBQ SAUCE!!!
We can NOT continue to let The Restaurant Industry continue to lie to us like this. We start letting them call Pre-Dipped Nuggets "Boneless Buffalo Wings", then the next thing you know we'll be enjoying "Boneless Kansas City Style BBQ Beef Ribs" that are nothing more than a hamburger patty dipped in Maple Syrup! Available in two great flavors; Original BBQ and new Teryaki!
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Date: 2009-08-13 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-13 06:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-13 06:30 pm (UTC)Take two, they're small.
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Date: 2009-08-13 06:54 pm (UTC)"How to spice up your Volvo!"
I predict a youtube sensation. (Hey, "Will It Blend" gets millions of views.)
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Date: 2009-08-13 07:48 pm (UTC)by this logic, dipping anything in a substance transmutes it into that substance.
Fortunately we were going to a holy river that day, and had opportunity to dip our feet in. I like having holy feet.
So, what are your thoughts on calling them 'Wyngs' if they are boneless and/or actually fake meat product?
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Date: 2009-08-13 08:23 pm (UTC)A Tofu Hot Wing can call itself Abraham Lincoln In A Pink Bowling Shirt for all I care... it's all lies, so why not?
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Date: 2009-08-13 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-13 10:16 pm (UTC)I'm pretty sure I could work in a Hitler comparison if need be.
*long slow clap*
Date: 2009-08-13 09:13 pm (UTC)Re: *long slow clap*
Date: 2009-08-13 10:18 pm (UTC)Re: *long slow clap*
Date: 2009-08-13 10:20 pm (UTC)