captain_slinky: (Default)
[personal profile] captain_slinky


Not a clever edit! Not a Photoshop trickery! This is the ACTUAL Fred Meyer flyer in the Sunday, October 25th Seattle newspaper!!! You're not missing half of it, it's not being taken out of context... just a roasted chicken that somehow reminds the disembodied voice that it needs more candy and flashlight batteries.

Who IS this disembodied voice, anywho? Some weirdo about to stuff a chicken with Candy and Batteries? An Alzheimer patient who then went on to complain about the crickets and talk to his wife who died in '82? Something else???

Date: 2009-10-25 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
Didn't you know? The new Fred Meyer in Lynnwood that just opened on 164th is staffed by disembodied employees who roam the store having just those kinds of conversations.

And let me tell you, its very disconcerting to be standing there fondling the organic produce & have this voice begin discussing shoe inserts & eggnog...

Profile

captain_slinky: (Default)
captain_slinky

July 2018

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15 161718192021
22232425262728
293031    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated May. 23rd, 2025 07:10 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios