Bummer

[captain_slinky]

Well we made it past the phone-interview for "Race To The Altar" and have been scheduled for an in-person interview. However, we have decided to pass, because of the "Full Disclosure" policy. I'm a very open person, and I'll tell you anything you want to know and a bunch of stuff you don't want to know (the biggest zit I ever popped, masturbatory habits, that time I pooped the word "Jpy" at Christmas time...). However, Crystal is a bit skittish about broadcasting all her deepest, darkest secrets over National Television. I mean, really, can you blame her? If it were just *us* they interview, that would be fine... we could lie! But they ask for contact information of your family, friends, and ex-relationships. Crystal doesn't want to go through all her past dirt in front of a viewing audience of millions, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to trace over any of my sordid past, either (the two items in that past that embarrass me, at least). I mean, come on! Our *MOM'S* will be watching this!

Comments

[butterfukky.livejournal.com]

reality shows are evil

Re:

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

...Which is why i wanted to be on one!

[bghsmith.livejournal.com]

Awww, I was hoping you'd make it! Not that I blame your fiance or anything, I'm pretty closed mouth about things I think are no ones business.

It still would have been cool to be able to claim that I 'know' someone on national TV.