If I were a...

[captain_slinky]

If I were a comic book, I like to think that I would be a DC Comics Mini-Series... I would want to have been written by Kevin Smith, but I would end up getting written by Chris Claremont as he once again tried to recapture the glory of his passed X-Days. Artwork would be by Tom Mandrake, covers by Howard Cheykin. No cover enhancements of any kind, but there would be a cameo appearance by Plastic Man in the second issue.

Ya know what I mean?